Well, I have to address this issue in the most serious way I know: pants are important. Not only for the sake of their own self-esteem, but because they keep hidden your private jewels. You know, there is much more excitement to what you hide than to anything that you show straightforwardly.
Although I love koalas, if your underpants feel like a koala’s butt… what the hell?
Aaron’s a modern kinda girl, Daniel. He’s not afraid to show a little leg. Plus, you can’t beat 100% combed koala butt fleece underwear… sigh… you just can’t.
Well, I have to address this issue in the most serious way I know: pants are important. Not only for the sake of their own self-esteem, but because they keep hidden your private jewels. You know, there is much more excitement to what you hide than to anything that you show straightforwardly.
Although I love koalas, if your underpants feel like a koala’s butt… what the hell?
Cheers,
Daniel.
Aaron’s a modern kinda girl, Daniel. He’s not afraid to show a little leg. Plus, you can’t beat 100% combed koala butt fleece underwear… sigh… you just can’t.